Surfing is cool. Doheny beach.

There was a man named Truth, one name Lie
One day Lie invited Truth to the pool of knowledge
There Ttruth didn’t want to be tricked when he took off his clothes for a dip.
Lie insisted he wouldn’t deceive Truth again, and it happened
So when Truth came up for air from the pool, his clothes and Lie were gone.
Lie went into town with Truth clothes on and all the people were impressed.
Truth wasn’t far behind Lie, but had no clothes on and the people covered their eyes.
The moral: People would rather see a dressed-up Lie rather than see the naked Truth